Most men who come to a hooker say:
"My wife, oh my wife, is she dead in bed, she's frigid, cold as a starfish!"

Then they take off the pants, and their underpants...
There's nothing more ridiculous than a guy with his party socks on.
He dives into the bedroom
He says
"do me"
His socks still on.

Hahaha me encanta esta canción.

STK: Lovage - Sex (Im a)

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